Make your long weekend count, share these… Silly Facebook Statuses for the Weekend: I always knows the right thing to say, immediately after the right time to say it has passed. Why do people in movies keep all their lights off when they hear a noise? I’d be lighting that place up like friggin’ Times […]
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Overly Excited Bird, Crazy Baby Face, and Weekend Statuses
Make your weekend last longer, share these… Status Updates to Post on the Weekend: An awkward morning beats a boring night. I need a sleep button on my body, so I can sleep whenever I want to. My life: Wake up, survive, sleep. Don’t be the girl who needs a man. Be the girl a […]
Cat Plays w/Dolphin, End of Summer, and Weekend Status Updates
Make your weekend last, share these… Status Updates for the Weekend You can’t live a positive life with a negative mind. My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat. Admit it, you’re afraid to text him/her first sometimes because you feel like you’re annoying them. When […]
Top 20 Weekend Status Updates, CowBomb, & DMV Surprise.
This week on Facebook… Top 20 Status Updates found on FB: Dear Mother-in-law, “Don’t Teach me how 2 handle my children, I’m living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement. When you post an Instagram, you should have to write what number try that photo was. Real friendship is lending your […]
Motivation, Soccer Dogs, and Hilarious Status Updates
IF these don’t make you laugh, there’s something wrong with you… Hilarious Status Updates for Facebook: Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. When things don’t add up in your life, start subtracting. My girlfriend is gorgeous, selfless, […]
Shadow Boxer, Drunken Singing, and Funny Statuses
Make your weekend fun, post these… Funny Facebook Statuses: The name’s Bond. Name’s Bond. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I’ve thought about it, and there still is no good reason for me to grow up. I’d rather change a tire than a diaper. I always hated when my parents would get rid of my […]