Get more likes, share these… Top Facebook Statuses this week: The awkward moment when you’re at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog. (*NEW* – iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) The love of your life is just like the police: They’re never around […]
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Lonely Dog, Ghetto Farts, and Perfect Status Updates
More likes, per post, share these… Week’s Top Statuses on Facebook: That awkward moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you’re supposed to be doing something else. Seriously […]
Top 15 Status Updates, Otter Down, and a Confused Kitty.
Pick a status that fits you, and share it… Top 15 Status Updates this Week: Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then. (Top-Rated iPhone App: Funny Status ★★★★★ ) Live for what tomorrow has to offer, not what yesterday has taken away. People who matter don’t judge, & […]
OMG Cat, Doggie Eyebrows, & Top Status Posts
Most liked statuses, just for you… Top 15 Status Posts this week on Facebook: LIKE if you have a specific way of eating certain foods. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood. Dear radio stations, […]
Baking like a Navy Seal, Pizza Tossing, & 15 Best Status Posts
Increase your LIKE-ABILITY, share these… 15 Best Facebook Status Posts of the Week: That awkward moment when sarcasm doesn’t work in a text. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) That awesome feeling of how gangster you are after rapping your favorite part of a song without screwing up. “Leftover Bacon” – a phrase you’ve […]
Symphonic Jokes, Karate Monkey, & Top Statuses
Get more LIKEs share these… Top Facebook Statuses Updates this week: Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life. I’ve always wanted to know what was Victoria’s secret… Weird […]