Share these to score more likes on FB this week… Top Statuses on Facebook: Dear June, be good to me. I wish life had a “rewind-the-weekend” button. Whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I’m deleting evidence. A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves a thousand moments of regret. Pandora: *skip* […]
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Chihuahua Reaction, River Monsters, & TOP Statuses
This week on Facebook… Top Facebook Status Updates: Those nights when you can’t sleep, you just might be in someone else’s dreams. A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know. They should make Jack Daniels chap stick. When someone tries to impress you, it means they’re impressed by you. Advice […]
Top 20 Weekend Status Updates, CowBomb, & DMV Surprise.
This week on Facebook… Top 20 Status Updates found on FB: Dear Mother-in-law, “Don’t Teach me how 2 handle my children, I’m living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement. When you post an Instagram, you should have to write what number try that photo was. Real friendship is lending your […]
Pet Fox, Cartoon Hero, &Top 20 Status Updates
Welcome to 2013, share these… Top 20 Facebook Status Updates this week: I tried killing a spider with hairspray. He’s still alive, but his hair looks outstanding. That awkward moment when you have no drink left, but you still take a sip for something to do. “People should just mind their own business,” probably the […]
Epic Comedian, School Cheetah, and Best Statuses
Here’s the breakdown… Best Status Updates on Facebook this week: You know what’s more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) I don’t agree with your opinion, but I respect its straightforwardness in terms of wrongness. […]
Funny Dog Costume, Dem Eyes, and Top Facebook Statuses
Status Jokes for every occasion… Top Facebook Status Updates this week: I know! I’ll go on the Internet and complain! That’ll fix everything! ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes. Full Disclosure: I stole all these words from the dictionary. Sometimes you have to […]