Chihuahua Reaction, River Monsters, & TOP Statuses

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This week on Facebook…

Top Facebook Status Updates:

  1. Those nights when you can’t sleep, you just might be in someone else’s dreams.
  2. A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know.
  3. They should make Jack Daniels chap stick.
  4. When someone tries to impress you, it means they’re impressed by you.
  5. Advice of the day ; Don’t be a douche.
  6. When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
  7. I don’t need a stable relationship, all I need is a stable internet connection.
  8. Dating sites should have a section for people to leave a review for the person they went out with.
  9. That awkward moment when you’re actually telling the truth, but you’re laughing so everyone thinks you’re lying.
  10. Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
  11. Happiness is using an ATM and finding a receipt left by someone with an account balance lower than yours.
  12. Here’s your social security card. It’s paper & has to last you forever. Don’t laminate it. Good luck! -The Government
  13. Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, “No one gives a crap”
  14. “THIS IS NOT AN ASSIGNMENT YOU CAN DO THE NIGHT BEFORE.” Challenge accepted.
  15. I’d swim across the Ocean for you. Lol, Just kidding. There’s sharks in there.
  16. My ex and I were happy for a long time, but then we met each other.
  17. I don’t need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see you’re a train wreck from all the way over here.
  18. They say forgive and forget. but never forget why you had to forgive.
  19. I wonder how many Dads name their boy’s Luke just so they can tell him, “Luke, I am your father.”
  20. When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

Yesterdays Status Updates… | Free Timeline Covers

River Monsters to the EXTREME:

River Monsters TV Show

Jeremy Wade bravely poses with the 5ft long goliath tigerfish caught during an expedition up the River Congo in Africa (Source: Imgur) Would you hold that fish???

Chihuahua doesn’t want to take a bath…

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C-QJn6p5MI[/youtube]

Guess the puppy doesn’t like baths 🙂 but then again, who does?

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