This week on Facebook…
Top Facebook Status Updates:
- Those nights when you can’t sleep, you just might be in someone else’s dreams.
- A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know.
- They should make Jack Daniels chap stick.
- When someone tries to impress you, it means they’re impressed by you.
- Advice of the day ; Don’t be a douche.
- When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
- I don’t need a stable relationship, all I need is a stable internet connection.
- Dating sites should have a section for people to leave a review for the person they went out with.
- That awkward moment when you’re actually telling the truth, but you’re laughing so everyone thinks you’re lying.
- Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
- Happiness is using an ATM and finding a receipt left by someone with an account balance lower than yours.
- Here’s your social security card. It’s paper & has to last you forever. Don’t laminate it. Good luck! -The Government
- Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, “No one gives a crap”
- “THIS IS NOT AN ASSIGNMENT YOU CAN DO THE NIGHT BEFORE.” Challenge accepted.
- I’d swim across the Ocean for you. Lol, Just kidding. There’s sharks in there.
- My ex and I were happy for a long time, but then we met each other.
- I don’t need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see you’re a train wreck from all the way over here.
- They say forgive and forget. but never forget why you had to forgive.
- I wonder how many Dads name their boy’s Luke just so they can tell him, “Luke, I am your father.”
- When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
River Monsters to the EXTREME:
Jeremy Wade bravely poses with the 5ft long goliath tigerfish caught during an expedition up the River Congo in Africa (Source: Imgur) Would you hold that fish???
Chihuahua doesn’t want to take a bath…
Guess the puppy doesn’t like baths 🙂 but then again, who does?