From this week around FB… Top 20 Facebook Statuses: I feel like landlords who don’t allow dogs but DO allow children don’t know very much about children. My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. 7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate maybe 10. There’s no more dangerous entity on […]
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Soccer Girl Tricks, Telepooltation, & Top Facebook Statuses
This week on FB, share one… Top 20 Facebook Statuses: If there’s an emoji by your name in my phone, you’re doing something right. Sometimes music is all you need. My mind says go to the gym but my heart says food. I’ve probably learned more from Google than I have from school. *owns tons […]
KittEhh Warmer, Puddle Jumping, and Top Facebook Statuses
Make your weekend last longer, share these… Top 20 Status Selections from this week on FB: PS4? Pshhhhh…. When I was a kid I had to blow into my video games to get them to work. Pandora has taught me that a lot of the music I love is very similar to music I absolutely […]
Cheerful Doggy, The Marauder, and Top Statuses
This week on FB… Top Facebook Statuses The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people. I didn’t choose the indecisive life the indecisive life may or may not have chosen me. It’s funny how if you get an A on a test your […]
Funny Noise Cat, That Moment When, and Top 20 Facebook Statuses
This week on FB… Top 20 Facebook Status Updates: Respect is like a paycheck, if you don’t earn it, you don’t deserve it. Thank you for informing me you have a stick figure family of 6… Your minivan had me under the impression you were wild & single. I will never understand the physics behind […]
Cat Like Thief, Men In Black, and Top Statuses.
This week on Facebook… Top Facebook Statuses: A best friend is someone that can look at you when you have the biggest smile on your face and still know that something is wrong. Saying “I have plans” to get out of other plans, when the only thing you have planned is some R & R. […]