Cat Like Thief, Men In Black, and Top Statuses.

This week on Facebook…

Top Facebook Statuses:

  1. A best friend is someone that can look at you when you have the biggest smile on your face and still know that something is wrong.
  2. Saying “I have plans” to get out of other plans, when the only thing you have planned is some R & R.
  3. 3 horrible things in life:
    1) Seeing your mom cry.
    2) Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else.
    3) Slow Internet.
  4. Whoever thinks money can’t buy happiness obviously hasn’t heard of online shopping.
  5. “The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.” -Mark Twain
  6. Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food.
  7. Drunk is when you feel sophisticated…but can’t pronounce it.
  8. Don’t be stupid, if their ex is still calling its because they’re still getting an answer.
  9. Bro-pocalypse: A large gathering of bros on a mission to get bombed, tanked, or wasted usually ending in someone doing something stupid.
  10. Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life’s decisions.
  11. It’s okay with me that life isn’t fair. I have a problem with people. People have the choice to be fair, while life doesn’t.
  12. I don’t care who you are, if a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of you better act impressed.
  13. I wish I was full of tacos instead of feelings.
  14. Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for our kids. Let’s try to leave better kids for our planet.
  15. I wonder how ridiculous it sounds to people in Africa that we use clean water to wash extra food off of our plates.
  16. After my Facebook argument with you, I delete everything I wrote so you look like a crazy stalker.
  17. The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.
  18. A true relationship is having someone who accepts your past, supports your present, loves you and encourages your future.
  19. Something about you is so damn addicting.
  20. Why do we feel safe under blankets? It’s not like a murderer will come in thinking, “I’m gonna kill- ahh damn! he’s under a blanket…”

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Did this ever happen to you when you were studying?

Men in Black meme

I think this probably happens more often than we assume!

Cat Steals Money:


That adorable little crook!

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