Get over hump day, share one of these.. Wednesday’s Top 20 Status Updates: Fear the man wearing velcro strapped sandals, for he has nothing left to lose. It’s amazing how 3 minutes with the wrong person feels like an eternity, yet 3 hours with the right one, feels like only a moment. How easily you’re […]
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Kid Logic, Pope Pizza, & Top 20 Status Updates
From this week on Facebook.. Top 20 Status Updates: I thought I made up “the floor is lava.” It never occurred to me that every child knows what it is. Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket just remember that. If there are 1 billion people better than you at something, you’re still […]
Pet Fox, Cartoon Hero, &Top 20 Status Updates
Welcome to 2013, share these… Top 20 Facebook Status Updates this week: I tried killing a spider with hairspray. He’s still alive, but his hair looks outstanding. That awkward moment when you have no drink left, but you still take a sip for something to do. “People should just mind their own business,” probably the […]
Elevator Prank, Posing Kitty, & Top 20 Status Updates
Enjoy your weekend, share these… Top 20 Facebook Status Updates this week: That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and can’t stop smiling like an idiot. (InstaStatus via: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) If you comment on your own Facebook status before anyone else does, I will assume you’re crazy. Don’t believe any quotes you […]
Lightning Strikes, Snow Wars, and 20 Great Statuses
Shareable content, just for you… 20 Great Facebook Status Updates: Whoever said “Nothing is Impossible” is obviously never tried to staple water to a tree. (InstaStatus via: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) If the zombie apocalypse happened in Vegas…would it “stay in Vegas”? Treat me like a joke, and I’ll leave you like it’s funny. Oh, […]