Step your statuses up… 15 Awesome Status Posts: You’ll never be as young as you are now. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Trying to find a song you heard on the radio by Googling a phrase from it. No matter how old I get, I’m still gonna mentally sing the ABC’s to see […]
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Instaham, Cute Corgi, & Funny Status Ideas
Make your weekend last, share these… Funny Status Ideas for Facebook: Mission Impossible: Not eating a French Fry on the way home from the drive thru. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I love photos because they never change even when the person in it changes. Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, […]
Bulldog, Definition of SWAG, & Funny Status Posts
Be LIKEd on Facebook, share these… Funny Facebook Status Updates: “Who’s that?” “What are they doing?” “What’s happening?” ; “Shut the hell up and watch the movie”. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Saying something stupid and thinking “Yeah, that sounded way better in my head.” That moment when you have to return to […]
Awkward Reporter, Smiling Dog, & Facebook Status Posts
Get more LIKEs share these… Funny Status Posts for Facebook: It’s annoying when people try to tell you what YOU said. (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) When you’re stressed, You eat Ice cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, […]
Treadmill Slinky, Dancing Kitty, & Funny Status Posts
More LIKEs per status post, share these… Funny Status Posts for Facebook: Don’t you just hate it when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) That walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the bin. Getting back with an ex is pretty much like […]