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15 Awesome Status Posts:
- You’ll never be as young as you are now. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Trying to find a song you heard on the radio by Googling a phrase from it.
- No matter how old I get, I’m still gonna mentally sing the ABC’s to see which letter comes next.
- Without humor life is boring. Without love life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible.
- The older the Facebook post, the creepier your “like” becomes.
- If breakups never existed, the music industry would go BANKRUPT.
- The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest. (198+LIKEs & 29Shares in 3 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.
- If I like you, I’ll make you a cheese sandwich. If I love you, I’ll grill it.
- When I’m on the phone I move my arms around when I’m giving directions even if the person can’t see me.
- People usually complain about their looks, but no one complains about their brains.
- Just remember, someone loves everything you hate about yourself.
- Snooki’s Pregnant? Uh oh, we got a little situation!
- Advantage of being colorblind: You can solve a Rubik’s cube as soon as you pick it up! (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Kicking a man while he’s down burns 150 calories.
Ah, I’ll just sit here & wait for you…
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When Koala’s Fight…
Well that escalated quickly! Could you believe those noises?!?! That. Was. Insane. Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this craziness.
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