Start your week off right, share one of these…. 20 Monday Status Updates for Facebook: When you’re talking to a girl always remember that you’re also talking to her friends via screenshots. Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because your fingerprints aren’t in the database. Want the truth? Just ask a kid. Yes. Is time travel […]
Monday Status Updates
Beef, Awesome Moment, and Hilarious Status Updates
Ugh Monday, share one of these and brighten someones day… 20 Hilarious Status Updates for a Monday: Do you ever just break out in song when you hear a certain word? We used to be afraid people on the internet would find us in real life. Now we’re terrified people in real life will find […]
Men Vs. Women, News Reporting, and Witty Status Updates
Happy Monday, Share these… Witty Facebook Status Updates: Laughing is the best medicine. But if you’re laughing for no reason, you need medicine. Roses are red… Violets are red.. Tulips are red… Bushes are red… Trees are red… Oh god my gardens on fire! PHYSICS: It’s the science where you use extremely long and complicated […]
SpongeBob, KittEh Wink, and Monday Statuses
Score easy likes, share these… Status Updates for Monday: Life is short. Play with your dog. My favorite thing to do is nothing. I’m amazing at winning fake arguments in my head. Evidently the purpose of my existence is to prove an awkward moment can last for an entire lifetime. Live life to express, not […]
Happy Dance, Cute Lil’ Guy, & Funny Statuses
Happy Monday! Post these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Don’t underestimate me. That’s my family’s job. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) I try to see the best in everyone. They, however, are trying harder to hide it from me. Facebook. The brain laxative. Humidity is Gods way of telling women they spent […]