Happy Monday! Post these…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- Don’t underestimate me. That’s my family’s job. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
- I try to see the best in everyone. They, however, are trying harder to hide it from me.
- Facebook. The brain laxative.
- Humidity is Gods way of telling women they spent too much time on their hair this morning.
- The 100m butterfly at the Olympics is not as terrifying as it sounds.
Don’t worry. When I snap you’ll be the first to go.
- Sign on my office wall: “Be a team player, it diffuses the blame.”
- My wife had auto correct long before iPhone.
- I’m bored enough to clean.
- People assume when I yawn that I’ve lost interest in what they have to say but truth be told, I was never interested.
Why is Facebook not real-life? People on here are far nicer than the morons you meet in reality. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 100+ LIKES in 9 minutes)
I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death. But, then again, I’m in no hurry.
- Technically all breakfasts are continental, unless you eat them in the ocean.
- Lowercase letters: just like uppercase letters, but without the drama.
- I don’t recommend chasing your dreams. You’re in no shape to be running.
Talk about others and you’re a gossip. Talk about yourself and you’re a bore.
- I don’t think so, people who are thinking so.
- You only live once! So never, ever, do anything risky and mess this up. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.
Go on without me…
LOL! Post that one on your Facebook wall and you’ll get tons of comments & LIKEs.
Happy dance will make your Monday better:
That makes for a great wall post.
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