Monday
Moment of Kindness, Work Meetings, & 20 Clever Status Posts
Make Monday fun again, share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Status Posts: Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that. Coworker: What did you do this weekend? Me: Dug holes in the woods. And that is how you […]
Great Dane Tantrum, Instagram, and Great Facebook Statuses
Make Monday awesome, share one of these… 20 Great Facebook Status Ideas: I wonder if Monday can see my middle finger from here? The hardest part about studying is actually starting. It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something. I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. […]
Elephants Dancing, Auto Theft, and Inventive Facebook Statuses
Make Monday fun, share these… Inventive Facebook Status Update Posts: Every time you have McDonald’s as a kid, it’s a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it’s a defeat. Why would a straight guy hate gay guys? Here’s a group of men who look better than you.. but don’t even want women. […]
Smiling Sloth, Russian Darts, and Hilarious Statuses
Make Monday fun, share these… 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses: That awkward moment when you realize you probably shouldn’t have told someone something. Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in. Those inside are desperate to get out. The only time I put my phone down is when it rings. […]
Baby Shark, Clark Kent’s Close Call, & Funny Statuses
Make your friends forget it’s Monday by posting these… Funny Status Updates: Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) Hitting the LIKE button on your own Facebook status is like sending a text message to yourself then replying. […]