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Speed Painting, It’s Complicated, and Likeable Statuses

November 19, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

Be interesting, share these… 20 Likeable Facebook Statuses: Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust? My bed is good for sleeping and great for helping me remember everything I was supposed to do. Some people’s lack of swearing makes me uncomfortable. My friend had bad luck with […]

Logical Cat, Crazy Parkour, and Likeable Statuses

July 30, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

More likes per share, use these… Likeable Status Updates: Our kids will never know the terror of calling their crush on a landline and having their parents answer the phone. I need a phone with 500% battery life. Putting on a warm shirt that just came out of the dryer is quite possibly one of […]

Smartest Dog Ever, Super Razor, and Likeable Status Posts

August 28, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

More likes per share, with these… Likeable Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when you can’t find your phone because your bed ate it. (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 185 Ratings) Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? We can’t control the wind, but we have the power […]

Cobra Cat, Vision Test, & LIKEable Status Updates

November 16, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs share these… LIKEable Status Updates for Facebook: Thank goodness pets can’t talk, they all know too much. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Dance like the picture’s not being tagged. Love like you’ve never been unfriended. Tweet like no one’s following. My parents taught me to give my toys to the less fortunate… […]

Facebook Photography, Bad Dreams, & Funny Statuses

October 14, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

LIKEable Statuses just for you… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Ⓟⓛⓔⓐⓢⓔ ⓓⓞⓝ’ⓣ ⓑⓤⓡⓢⓣ ⓜⓨ ⓑⓤⓑⓑⓛⓔⓢ (Facebook Symbols our awesome: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) They chose those two animals to represent the stock market because Wall Street will feed you all the bull you can bear. Visitors to Las Vegas are divided into two groups.. the HAVES […]

Ewok Dogs, 1000 Popsicle Sticks & Facebook Statuses

October 5, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

LIKEable Statuses for every occasion… Funny Facebook Status Updates: When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them? (From our ridiculously funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Appearances aren’t everything. It just looks like they are. If George Washington never told a lie, how did he get to be president? Life is harder […]

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