Facebook Photography, Bad Dreams, & Funny Statuses

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LIKEable Statuses just for you…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Ⓟⓛⓔⓐⓢⓔ ⓓⓞⓝ’ⓣ ⓑⓤⓡⓢⓣ ⓜⓨ ⓑⓤⓑⓑⓛⓔⓢ (Facebook Symbols our awesome: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • They chose those two animals to represent the stock market because Wall Street will feed you all the bull you can bear.
  • Visitors to Las Vegas are divided into two groups.. the HAVES and the HADS.
  • There are three types of lies: lies, damned lies, and servings per container.
  • Getting paid to sleep…That’s my dream job.
  • That sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie.
  • Insomnia is the triumph of mind over mattress.
  • I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean & people think I’m joking.  (181+Likes in 6 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • That moment of heartbreak when your pet jumps off your bed and leaves the room.. :-/
  • Sending a ‘Good Morning’ text to yourself, because no one loves you.
  • A few people have been dropped as a baby, clearly you were thrown at the wall.
  • 14,000 people are having sex right now. 25,000 are kissing. 50,000 are hugging. And you…. well you’re reading this.
  • Zoo animals don’t know they live in a gated community.
  • Voicemail should be renamed “messages from people over 40”
  • The last thing I do every night and the first thing I do every morning is check my phone.
  • Hearing part of a song and thinking…”That’s deff going to be my next status”
  • Calorie: a measurement used to assess the popularity of food.
  • Only in America… do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • The guy who discovered milk, what was he doing with that cow?

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Bad dream husky…

Bad Dreams

Adorable dog, is adorable! Throw that one up on your Facebook wall and watch the hilarious comments flood in 🙂

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