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Ridiculous Planking FAIL Video & Funny Status Updates!
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Funny Statuses, Fart Jokes, & Being a Kid Again
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Kitty on Bike, Baby Eats Strawberries, & Funny Status Updates
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Some Awesome Statuses Just for You!
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20 Funny Statuses for the Weekend
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