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Half of the world’s misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence.
I’m giving up on the silent treatment. Going to start talking to myself again.
- Do hipsters just sit around taking pictures until they look like they belong in on the Urban Outfitters website?
Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you get there faster, too.
If I look confused, it’s because I’m thinking.
- Maybe some of you girls should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside
I’ve always been prone to car sickness… usually when the monthly payment is due.
- People say “Be yourself” like they don’t even know me.
Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone’s bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a time.
- That awkward moment when your mother compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than you.
Psychology – the art of pulling a habit out of a rat.
Research shows that 80% of men don’t know how to use condoms. These men are called DADS.
You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg. (Our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
I’m holding down a job, but it feels the other way around.
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