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Half of the world’s misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence.
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I’m giving up on the silent treatment. Going to start talking to myself again.
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Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you get there faster, too.
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If I look confused, it’s because I’m thinking.
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I’ve always been prone to car sickness… usually when the monthly payment is due.
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Forget the “poke” button… I want a “Punch someone in the face so they know how dumb they really are” button. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 109+ LIKES in 10 minutes)
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Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone’s bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a time.
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Psychology – the art of pulling a habit out of a rat.
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Research shows that 80% of men don’t know how to use condoms. These men are called DADS.
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I’m holding down a job, but it feels the other way around.
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