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Funny Statuses, Fart Jokes, & Being a Kid Again
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DollarFish, Starving Writers, & Funny Statuses
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Awesome Commercial, Mario Bros, & Clever Status Updates
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15 Funny Status Updates that will get you LIKES!
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Silly Dog Pic, Graduation Fail, & 15 Awesome Statuses
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