Silly Dog Pic, Graduation Fail, & 15 Awesome Statuses

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  1. Have they invented a cure for mornings yet? (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. Life is like a sports car: It goes too fast, and it costs too much.
  3. I saw a sign on the door of a Wal-Mart that said “It is illegal to set off fireworks inside the building.” I really wish I had been there on the day they decided it was necessary to post that.
  4. You can send a message around the world in 1/7 of a second; yet it may take several years to move a simple idea through a 1/4 inch of human skull.
  5. If there’s one thing that having kids will teach you, it’s home repair.
  6. I don’t make typos. I make new words. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  7. I live the same as I type: Fast and with lots of mistakes.
  8. Birthday cake is the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece.
  9. When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
  10. Every time I pull a flash drive out of a computer I feel like a spy.
  11. I’m pretty sure my Internet Explorer “error reports” end up the same place my letters to Santa do.
  12. I`m so amazing that I can fall up the stairs and pull a door that says push.
  13. NFL owners are now holding a critical meeting to determine whether I’ll have to spend Sundays with my family this fall.
  14. The dog is following me around like I’m made of meat. Wait a minute… (From our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  15. I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated and jumped up and down for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

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Silly Dog Pic:

Silly Dog Pic

Graduation Fail:


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