Step your status game up, share these… 20 Ridiculous Facebook Posts: Government shutdown day 8: Electricity still works. Water is still running. No cool gangs to join yet. Worst apocalypse ever. That awkward moment when everything is silent and your phone goes off. Just keep scrolling. Got nothing. It’s called sarcasm, and it confuses stupid […]
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Trash Man, Cute Overload, and Awesome Status Posts
More likes per share, with these… Awesome Status Posts for FB: How much better would the world be if a liars pants really did catch on fire. (*NEW* – iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Laugh if you will but this night-light has an undefeated record at repelling Boogeymen. Confidence is sexy, no matter who you […]
OMG Cat, Doggie Eyebrows, & Top Status Posts
Most liked statuses, just for you… Top 15 Status Posts this week on Facebook: LIKE if you have a specific way of eating certain foods. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood. Dear radio stations, […]
Top 20 Status Updates, Internet Cat, & Kid Trolls Reporter
Start an interesting Facebook conversation with these… Top Statuses of the Week: When you judge people based on their expressions, that’s facial profiling. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iOS App ★★★★★) Being faithful to your boyfriend or girlfriend should be common sense. LIKE if you slap your pockets to make sure you haven’t lost anything. 工 […]
Strong Goldfish, Red Button, & EPIC Status Ideas
Step your Status Game up with these… 15 EPIC Status Ideas for Facebook: LKIE fi yuo cna raed tihs wihtuot a porblem baecuase yuore Asoemwe… (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) They told me to never give up. Now they call me a stalker. “Nineteen letters long” is 19 letters long. There is NEVER […]
Quadruplets,Dinosaurs, & Top Facebook Status Updates
Get more LIKEs, share these… Top 15 Facebook Status Posts for the Week: LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes… (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Best way to get out of a text convo: “The message could not be […]