Quadruplets,Dinosaurs, & Top Facebook Status Updates

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Top 15 Facebook Status Posts for the Week:

  1. LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes…  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. Best way to get out of a text convo: “The message could not be delivered. Please try later. Error 40044”
  3. Oh, so you’re wasted? Please continue to type long texts with perfect grammar.
  4. It takes a strong person to say sorry but a stronger person to show forgiveness.
  5. I’m trying to find a good time to tell my dogs they are adopted.
  6. That annoying moment when you close the wrong tab.
  7. Admit it, we’ve all hidden our favorite food from the rest of our family.  (241+LIKEs in 6 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  8. That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.
  9. When you’re doing something you aren’t supposed to, every small noise scares the crap out of you.
  10. When someone texts you ‘k’, just reply, “L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z”
  11. I wish people were like money so I could hold them to the light to see which ones are real.
  12. It’s never too late for a coffee. After all it’s always morning somewhere in the world.
  13. However many amazing things happen in your life you should always be thankful for it, remain humble, modest and respectful.
  14. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  15. Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn’t change anything. It messes with your mind & steals your happiness.

It’s not everyday that you come across this sign…

Interesting Sign

Nobody tells me what to do! Share this Dinosaur-rific picture with your friends by hovering your mouse over the picture and selecting SHARE. Instant LIKEs & good karma will follow 🙂

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Imagine seeing these Quadruplets in a park…

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That would freak me out! Share this EPIC Quaruplets video by Improv Everywhere on your Facebook wall and watch your friends funny comments  & LIKEs come in by the fours.

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