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Cat Puts Baby to Sleep, Escape Attempt, & EPIC Statuses

May 7, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

These will get you more LIKEs, guaranteed… EPIC Status Updates: Cereal is an acceptable meal at all times of the day. Tuesdays feel like biting into a chocolate chip cookie only to find out it’s oatmeal raisin. That awkward moment when your friends are singing “happy birthday to you” and you don’t know where to […]

Trampoline Foxes, Dawwww, & Best Facebook Statuses

July 27, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Impress your friends, with these…. Top Status Updates of this week: LIKE if you hate when you… say something funny & then someone says it louder & gets the credit. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) DO THIS NOW: Type “find chuck norris” into Google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”. Me without you is like a sneaker without […]

Building Lights, All Aboard, & Status Ideas

May 22, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Reach more LIKEs per post with these… Some Interesting Status Update Ideas: RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m correct.   (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Half of life is screwing up…the other half is dealing […]

Rude Awakening, Cute Puppy, & Best Status Posts

March 22, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

The easy road to LIKEs, share these… Best Status Updates for Facebook: Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Don’t let the people who do so little for you, control so much of your feelings and emotions. Having only a few friends […]

OK-GO Viral Video, Angry Face, & Funny Statuses

February 6, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs per status, share these.. Funny Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when it’s quiet in class and your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) LIKE if you like food more than people. Who else just absolutely can’t sleep with socks on? Mosquitoes is just […]

Funny Statuses, Cute Puppy Pic, and Obama/Osama Mix-Ups

May 6, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

We’ve got something for everybody in this weekend update. Make your Facebook friends laugh by posting these… Funny Status Updates: When I read a really stupid status I think “What an idiot. Why did I write that?” (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) If you stopped trying to save so much money, […]

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