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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- That awkward moment when it’s quiet in class and your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- LIKE if you like food more than people.
- Who else just absolutely can’t sleep with socks on?
- Mosquitoes is just a vampire fly.
- I die a little inside when I see the word “explain” on a test.
- Facebook actually has the word book in it. So yes, I actually do like to read.
- Who else had one of those pens with a million colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once? (420+LIKEs in 9 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- My bed is way more comfortable in the mornings than during the night.
- I have really big boobs. I’m really good at Call Of Duty, and I make one hell of a sandwich. Unfortunetly I’m a dude named Tony.
- I’m pretty sure just about every kid, while drinking a bottle of soda, has poured a little bit into the cap and drank it like a shot.
- Even when it’s not the best of days, you can always tell yourself, hey, at least I’m not the guy who sank a $570 million ship.
- You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don’t need.
- I’m never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
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