Make someones Monday, share one of these.. 20 Clever Status Updates:
Clever Status Updates
Moment of Kindness, Work Meetings, & 20 Clever Status Posts
Make Monday fun again, share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Status Posts: Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that. Coworker: What did you do this weekend? Me: Dug holes in the woods. And that is how you […]
Monkey and His Puppies, End Call, & 20 Clever Status Updates
Make Monday better, share one of these.. 20 Clever Facebook Status Updates: I don’t always have time to study, but when I do, I don’t. Never give up on your dreams: keep sleeping. I’m so stressed to the point where I don’t even feel stressed anymore I’m just waiting for everything to collapse in on […]
Sassy Kid, Sad Cats, & 20 Clever Status Updates
Make someone smile, share one of these.. 20 Clever Status Updates: If age is just an attitude, I could use an attitude adjustment. It’s not you. It’s me finally realizing that you’re terrible. I have never been guilty of taking the smaller pizza slice. I wonder how many times we forgive someone just because we […]
Audacity, Bored on a Plane, & 20 Clever Facebook Statuses
It’s almost Friday, make someone smile share one of these.. 20 Clever Status Updates: I read, like, 2 articles about basketball, so I’m feeling super confident about my bracket. “You home?” -scariest text you can get Me: Treat yo self My Bank Account: DO NOT TREAT YO SELF There are plenty of fish in the […]
Working Sucks, Fake Lie Detector, & 20 Clever Status Updates
Make someone blow a little air out of their nose, share one of these.. 20 Clever Facebook Status Updates: There’s really no reason to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time. I really thought 2015 had potential to be “my year” but we’re 2 months in and that ship has sailed so […]