It’s almost Friday, make someone smile share one of these..
20 Clever Status Updates:
- I read, like, 2 articles about basketball, so I’m feeling super confident about my bracket.
- “You home?” -scariest text you can get
- Me: Treat yo self
My Bank Account: DO NOT TREAT YO SELF
- There are plenty of fish in the sea…I just suck at fishing.
- At this age, I drive everything like I stole it because sometimes I forget which car is mine.
- Keep calm and put your bitchface on.
- I could use some minions.
- I’m over the 30-day ab challenge. Is there a 30-day nap challenge I can take on?
- No hair tie on my wrist = might as well be naked.
- Unless you’re caffeinated and I can drink you, I’m not interested.
- That’s a lot of selfies for someone that claims to be emotionally stable
- How is McDonald’s breakfast delivery not a thing yet?I can order a wife from another country but I can’t get someone to bring me a f*cking egg mcmuffin.
- In my defense, your honor, he had the keyboard clicking sound on his phone turned on.
- 2 cops walk into a bar… I don’t know what happened after that. I got the f*ck out of there.
- Quitting a person is much like quitting cigarettes. You’ll crave them at first.. but eventually they’ll make you wanna puke.
- Either my cooking’s improved or my family’s immune systems have strengthened.
- You can say what you like about Kleptomaniacs. They can take it.
- Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.
- I don’t talk to myself. My dog is generally around.
- If you have to catch something contagious. choose laughter. It’s the best!
Next time you’re bored on a plane try this..
And that my friends is how techno is made 🙂 Haha, truthfully it’s better than a lot of songs you hear on the radio these days. Feel free to pass along to your traveler friends.