Make Monday fun, share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Status Posts: Hell hath no fury like me when I’m slightly inconvenienced and hungry. I’m in shape. Unfortunately that shape is a potato. Meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever. Life tip: do not have emotions It would be […]
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Godzilla IRL, Feeling Husky, and 20 Clever Status Posts
Happy Monday, share these… 20 Clever Facebook Status Posts: Please come back here and let me love you, weekend. WTF, marathoners? I don’t even like to drive 26 miles. Do you think a stranger has ever wrote a status or tweeted about something you’ve done in public? Do you ever bring your pet up to […]
Funny Dog Vines, Nokia Brick, and Clever Status Posts
Make Monday fun, share one of these… Clever Facebook Status Posts: Don’t let loneliness drive you back into the arms of someone you know you don’t belong with. Selfie… Because it’s important to realize that it’s not the photographer who is making you look ugly. If I’ve learned anything from Game of Thrones it’s that […]
Pelican Pimp, Dat Paw, and Clever Status Posts
Make Monday count, share these… Clever Facebook Status Posts: You say you want to bring me back to reality. You’re assuming I’ve been there before. The tv remote fell under the bed so I guess it’s TBS, on an uncomfortably high volume, for the next 5 years. Talking about Star Wars on a first date […]
Doing Dishes, Happy Song, and Clever Status Posts
Make Monday Fun, Share these… 20 Clever Status Posts: What a weekend…trying to get the courage to look at my credit card statement from last night :/ I just want to alternate between napping and eating all day everyday while getting attention, so basically I just wish I were a dog. People who don’t like […]
Ballin’ Teacher, Family Walk, and Clever Status Posts
Step your statuses up, share deez… Clever Facebook Status Posts: India launched a rocket to Mars yesterday… That’s a heck of a place to put a call center. Some people should use a glue stick instead of chap stick. Kids shouldn’t be sad. Ever. That’s what your adult life is for. There’s always that one […]