Make Monday fun, share one of these…
Clever Facebook Status Posts:
- Don’t let loneliness drive you back into the arms of someone you know you don’t belong with.
- Selfie… Because it’s important to realize that it’s not the photographer who is making you look ugly.
- If I’ve learned anything from Game of Thrones it’s that I need a wolf.
- The average human being spends 33% of their life sleeping, 10% watching TV & 14% installing Adobe software updates.
- I wish I was in a gang, I never know what to do with my hands when taking pictures.
- Stop editing your pics. What if you go missing? How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook and Chief Keef in person.
- My life has a surprising lack of dance battles.
- Home sounds like a nice place, until they say they’re going to put you in one.
- When cleaning my house: 1% Cleaning 30% Complaining 69% Playing with stuffs that I just found.
- I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.
- I clicked facebook’s “Find Friends” button and it just logged me out.
- “Knock him out.” – Mama
- I’m old enough to remember when people used take pictures with a camera.
- I’m an only child, and I’m still not the favorite.
- I eat my tacos over a tortilla so that way when stuff falls out Boom another taco.
- If I post a letter without a stamp and just put the intended address as the return address, won’t it be sent there anyway?
- I saw a baby yesterday with a shirt that said “I am what happened in Vegas.”
- My moral compass just spins.
- Protein shake? Nah, I’m just gonna eat this bowl of ice cream. It’s called muscle confusion. Read about it.
- Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed – then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.
Indestructible Nokia Phones…
When you drop a Nokia phone on the floor, the floor breaks. Why can’t they make iPhones like that?!?
Funny Dog Vines:
LOL! Dogs are funny 🙂 Feel free to share if you’d like.