Funny Dog Vines, Nokia Brick, and Clever Status Posts

Make Monday fun, share one of these…

Clever Facebook Status Posts:

1. Don’t let loneliness drive you back into the arms of someone you know you don’t belong with.
2. Selfie… Because it’s important to realize that it’s not the photographer who is making you look ugly.
3. If I’ve learned anything from Game of Thrones it’s that I need a wolf.
4. The average human being spends 33% of their life sleeping, 10% watching TV & 14% installing Adobe software updates.
5. I wish I was in a gang, I never know what to do with my hands when taking pictures.
6. Stop editing your pics. What if you go missing? How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook and Chief Keef in person.
7. My life has a surprising lack of dance battles.
8. Home sounds like a nice place, until they say they’re going to put you in one.
9. When cleaning my house: 1% Cleaning 30% Complaining 69% Playing with stuffs that I just found.
10. I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.
11. I clicked facebook’s “Find Friends” button and it just logged me out.
12. “Knock him out.” – Mama
13. I’m old enough to remember when people used take pictures with a camera.
14. I’m an only child, and I’m still not the favorite.
15. I eat my tacos over a tortilla so that way when stuff falls out Boom another taco.
16. If I post a letter without a stamp and just put the intended address as the return address, won’t it be sent there anyway?
17. I saw a baby yesterday with a shirt that said “I am what happened in Vegas.”
18. My moral compass just spins.
19. Protein shake? Nah, I’m just gonna eat this bowl of ice cream. It’s called muscle confusion. Read about it.
20. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed – then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Indestructible Nokia Phones…

When you drop a Nokia phone on the floor, the floor breaks. Why can’t they make iPhones like that?!?

Funny Dog Vines:

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LOL! Dogs are funny 🙂 Feel free to share if you’d like.