Step your statuses up, share deez…
Clever Facebook Status Posts:
- India launched a rocket to Mars yesterday… That’s a heck of a place to put a call center.
- Some people should use a glue stick instead of chap stick.
- Kids shouldn’t be sad. Ever. That’s what your adult life is for.
- There’s always that one person who catches you doing something weird.
- When that one friend kills the joke.
- Why is it that people who drink energy drinks seem like the people with the least amount of stuff going on?
- A lot of attractive people are like nice cars with the check engine light on.
- Staring at a dead body in a movie to see if you can catch them moving.
- If you live in a custom-built house that doesn’t have a secret room hidden behind a fake bookcase, then seriously what is the point?
- Best Threesome Ever: Me, My Bed, and My Pillow.
- Everyone has that one friend who doesn’t get the hint of when to go home.
- Trying to act natural around cops, even when you did nothing wrong.
- When I say I won’t tell anybody, my best friend doesn’t count.
- Had a dream last night where I was searching for something on Google. Even my subconscious has given up.
- Be good to yourself, you’re all you’ve got.
- Somedays, I wish I had more middle fingers.
- That awkward moment when someone is crying and you’re trying your hardest not to laugh.
- I ask my dates the important questions upfront like “Are you cool with a Harry Potter themed wedding”
- I hate when I am finally in bed, then remember I have to do something.
- Time just shows us who and what matters.
Family Pack Walk:
Dawwww, it could only be cuter if it wasn’t adorably photoshopped 😉
Teach is straight up Ballin’ while grading papers…
Dang! Teacher got mad skills, yo!