Make Monday suck less, share one of these.. 20 Classic Status Updates for Facebook:
Classic Status Updates
Undercover Arnold, Dog Cuddles Girl, and Classic Status Updates
Welcome to Wednesday, share these… 20 Classic Never-Fail Facebook Status Updates: That terribly awkward moment when you’re creeping through someone’s Instagram and you accidentally double tap on a post from 23weeks ago. Time is the coin of life. Only you can determine how it will be spent. Telling the truth when you can get away […]
Pet Penguin, Funny Faces, and Classic Status Updates
Sometimes the best laughs, are in your status… Classic Facebook Statuses that Score LIKES: Evidently Lincoln is doing well in theaters despite historical evidence to the contrary. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text. The quickest way to avoid a conversation on […]
Facebook Zombies, Baby Gorilla, and Classic Statuses
Get insta-LIKEs on FB, with these… Classic Status Posts for Facebook: If Facebook has proved ANYTHING, it’s that the love of your life is someone you’ve never actually met. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I don’t run often, but when I do, it’s with arms and fingers completely straight, super-cool gymnast style. No matter how old I […]
Captain Cat, Happy Soccer Kid, & Classic Status Updates
Enhance your Facebook, share these… Classic Facebook Status Posts: When I was young our phones didn’t have internet, they had SNAKE! (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn’t Photoshop be illegal models? When are all of your customer service representatives NOT assisting other callers? I’m gonna go to staples […]
Funny Halloween Pranks, Cute Cats, & Classic Status Updates
Be a local Facebook hero post these… Classic Facebook Status Updates: What happens in your lifetime, goes on Facebook & Twitter. Remember that. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Pressing the elevator button a million times, thinking it will make it come faster. Karaoke bars combine two of the world’s great evils: People who shouldn’t drink […]