Captain Cat, Happy Soccer Kid, & Classic Status Updates

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  • When I was young our phones didn’t have internet, they had SNAKE!  (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn’t Photoshop be illegal models?
  • When are all of your customer service representatives NOT assisting other callers?
  • I’m gonna go to staples and say “look at me now, look at me now, I’m gettin’ paper!”
  • When you start to hate someone, everything they do begins to annoy you.
  • Dear YouTube, I will always “Skip this ad.”   (202+Likes in 5 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Hallmark Card: “Happy Birthday! You look great for your age….Almost Lifelike!”
  • The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
  • When they say “instant credit,” don’t they actually mean “instant debt”?
  • I changed my last name on Facebook to “dis”, so I can start disliking the stupid stuff people post.
  • You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Captain Cat is Ready to Go!

Captain Cat

Imagine if you looked in the cockpit and this guy was flying your plane. That would be AWESOME…scary…but, awesome! Share the love with a Facebook friend.

Happy Soccer Kid:


Man, that is one happy kid! Nothing will get him down! Post to your FB wall and watch the crowd support jump right in.

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