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Classic Facebook Status Posts:
- When I was young our phones didn’t have internet, they had SNAKE! (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn’t Photoshop be illegal models?
- When are all of your customer service representatives NOT assisting other callers?
- I’m gonna go to staples and say “look at me now, look at me now, I’m gettin’ paper!”
- When you start to hate someone, everything they do begins to annoy you.
- Dear YouTube, I will always “Skip this ad.” (202+Likes in 5 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Hallmark Card: “Happy Birthday! You look great for your age….Almost Lifelike!”
- The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
- When they say “instant credit,” don’t they actually mean “instant debt”?
- I changed my last name on Facebook to “dis”, so I can start disliking the stupid stuff people post.
- You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had? (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Captain Cat is Ready to Go!
Imagine if you looked in the cockpit and this guy was flying your plane. That would be AWESOME…scary…but, awesome! Share the love with a Facebook friend.
Happy Soccer Kid:
Man, that is one happy kid! Nothing will get him down! Post to your FB wall and watch the crowd support jump right in.