Funny Halloween Pranks, Cute Cats, & Classic Status Updates

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Classic Facebook Status Updates:

  • What happens in your lifetime, goes on Facebook & Twitter. Remember that. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Pressing the elevator button a million times, thinking it will make it come faster.
  • Karaoke bars combine two of the world’s great evils: People who shouldn’t drink and people who shouldn’t sing.
  • I had the right to remain silent, but I didn’t have the ability.
  • The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
  • I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?
  • Struggling to say a full sentence without saying “like”.
  • LIKE IF you magically turn into a Ninja when your phone is ringing in another room, racing to answer it on time. (202+Likes in 9 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Well, I’m bored again. Time to open the fridge.
  • Sometimes the one you want is actually the one you’re best without.
  • People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
  • “I look so ugly” Then why did you upload 120 pictures in an album called… “Me?”
  • For every idiot proof system devised, a new, improved idiot will arise to overcome it.
  • Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary.
  • Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

Some extraordinarily cute cats being cute…

cute cats

Funny Halloween Pranks:

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