Score more likes, share one of these… Really Good Facebook Status Updates: My talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back. School: juggling 50 things at once until you get so exhausted physically and mentally that you give up on everything and watch TV. *passionately sings the […]
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Best Friends, Concerned Ghost, & Great Facebook Statuses
Make Humpday fast and fun with one of these… 20 Great Facebook Statuses: If you’re wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don’t google ‘old man bond age’ “Good for you!” means, “I do not consider you a threat” in woman-speak. Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. You’re never too old to learn something stupid. […]
Bubble Wrap Bike, Best Friends, and Top 20 Status Updates
This weekend on Facebook… 20 Best Status Updates Friends knock on your door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating. A relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service, you just play games. 7 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter. Life is short, live it. […]
Fussy Puppy, Best Friends, & Top Facebook Posts
Score more likes, share these… Top 15 Facebook Status Posts this week: I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ ) British accent: Justin Biebah. American: Justin Biebur. Australian: Jastin Beybah. You just tried out all of the accents, didn’t you? Tracking a package isn’t enough. Once […]
Best Friends, Big Dog, & Funny Statuses
Get the LIKEs you deserve share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: “Dad, I`m hungry.” “Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad.” “Dad, I`m serious.” “I thought you were Hungry?” “Are you kidding me?” “Nope, I`m Dad.” (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Bacon. The word alone deserves its own status. I’m not addicted to Facebook. I only time […]