Happy Tuesday, make someones day, share one of these… Best Facebook Status Updates: “I saw this shit coming and I still did nothing about it” – the story of my life I wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two. Fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it […]
Best Facebook Status Updates
Vine Magic, Tangled Earbuds, and Best Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share these… 20 Best Facebook Status Updates this week: Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” is a swear word. I like my relationships like I […]
Lizard Belly Rub, Sleeping Shoebox, and Best Status Updates
Take your pick, and score more likes… The Weeks Best Facebook Status Updates: Sleep feels the way Pizza tastes. If all grownups had to take naps, the world would be a much nicer place. Sorry, I can’t today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandfather’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and yes, it was tragic. It’s been […]
RedBull, Run Around Sue, & Best Facebook Statuses
Get easy LIKEs share these… 20 Best Facebook Statuses: I got 99 problem and Kim Jong-ain’t-Un. Move over Weight Watchers, there is a new way to lose weight…It’s the “I can’t afford to buy groceries to feed myself because I just filled my gas tank” diet. Ever feel about as useful as a white crayon? […]
20 Best Status Updates, Facebook Grammar, and Dog Mail
This weeks best statuses, share some… Best Facebook Status Updates: Ever get mad at your great great great grandparents for not buying a town when they cost 30 cents? The awkward moment when you realize that every house has a particular smell, but you can’t smell the one at your house. My favorite colors are […]