Get more Facebook Likes, share these… Cool Status Updates That awkward moment when you remember something funny & start smiling like an idiot, & everyone stares at you wondering why you’re smiling. Arguing in sign language must be a workout. When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind […]
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Georgia, Baby Sloth, and Creative Status Posts
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Baby Sloth, Cuddle Time, and Top 21 Facebook Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Top Facebook Status Updates: That awkward moment when you say bye to someone and you’re still walkin the same way. Sometimes I cry when chopping carrots because I don’t want onions to think they’re ugly or something. Girls: I hangout with guys, theres less drama. Me: I hangout by myself. […]
Cat Shell Game, Baby Sloth, & Comedy Status Updates
Genius comes from within, post these… Comedic Status Updates for Facebook: LIKE IF you… walk into a room, forget what you need, walk out, and then remember. (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) “LOL” is the new way of saying “I really have nothing to say.” I’d explain it to you, but your brain would […]
Dog wears Pants, Baby Sloth, & Funny Statuses
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