Dedicated Dog, Baby Sloth, & Cool Status Updates

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1. That awkward moment when you remember something funny & start smiling like an idiot, & everyone stares at you wondering why you’re smiling.
2. Arguing in sign language must be a workout.
3. When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool.
4. Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
5. There is a special place in hell for people who are not ready to order when it’s their turn.
6. I’m comfortable with you when: – I’m weird with you – I sing whatever song comes into my mind – I say what’s on my mind – I talk nonsense.
7. School doesn’t even test your intelligence, it tests your memory.
8. I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt’s bigger.
9. Victoria’s Secret needs to be my bedroom. Starbucks needs to be my kitchen. Forever 21 needs to be my closet.
10. Why would you try to avoid risks in life? To make it safely to death?
11. In the morning there’s a huge difference between 6:00 and 6:05.
12. I wish I had a cute laugh but instead I sound like a dying seal.
13. If I could remember other things like I remember lyrics … I would be a genius.
14. Life is weird. You can go from being strangers. To being friends. To being more than friends. To being pratically strangers again.
15. Monday: No. Tuesday: Ugh. Wednesday: Why. Thursday: Omg. Friday: Finally. Saturday: Yes. Sunday: Crying.
16. Don’t judge a book by its cover. My math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. I did not enjoy myself at all…
17. I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.
18. Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.
19. My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than I am.
20. It’s funny how fast you can wake up when you realize you’ve overslept.

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Adorable Baby Sloth + Baby Giraffe Toy 🙂 

Best pals enjoy a good hug!

This Pitbull, REALLY wants this stick…

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Legend has it, that he’s still hanging on to this very day.