Collected from this week on Facebook..
Top 20 Facebook Status Updates:
- I wish I could illegally download clothes.
- Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
- Want to really creep somebody out? Go on facebook and like every single one of their photos.
- Some old people are driving vehicles right now and don’t even know it.
- Judge me if you will, just keep the verdict to yourself.
- If you give a girl your hoodie, don’t expect to get it back.
- Friends don’t let friends tYp3 LyK tHi5.
- me (surprised): omg. me (amused): omg. me (angry): omg. me (sad): omg. me (nostalgic): omg. me (annoyed): omg. me (scared): omg.
- Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.
- Whenever I meet a new girl, I introduce myself by shaking hands with my left hand. I don’t want her to meet her competition right away
- Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you cannot change.
- Do you ever just look at really attractive people and sigh.
- Parents: Your room is a mess. Me: You should see my life.
- Do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep?
- Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to.
- Harlem shake is just an excuse to go full retard for 30 seconds.
- So can we just skip to summer now?
- If only stress burned calories.
- Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
- I wasn’t mad. Then you asked me 10 times if I was mad. Now I’m mad.
Ladies & Gentlemen, Mr. Super Turtle:
He’s no Ninja but, he’s darn cute! Super Turtle FTW.
Cockatoo dancing to Daft Punk:
That bird has got some rhythm! Share this post if you enjoyed the video!!