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Awesome Dance, Ninja Kitty, & Facebook Status Updates
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Dog gets Beer, Adorable Kitty, & Facebook Statuses
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Tennis Comedy, the Husky Dog, & Awesome Statuses
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Awesome Status Updates about Life & Love!
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Godfather Kitty, Confused Penguin, & Awesome Statuses
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