Make someones Thursday, share one of these.. 20 Awesome Facebook Statuses: I want to go on a shopping trip where I am the only one in the shopping mall and everything I want is free. Do you ever get in an “I don’t know” phase in your life. Where you literally don’t have a solid […]
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Anaconda Attack, Kitchen, & 20 Awesome Facebook Statuses
Monday Sucks, make it better share one of these.. 20 Awesome Facebook Statuses: Give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can’t. My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside. Don’t grow up. It’s a trap. I think stupid people were put on this earth to […]
Surfing Seal, Weird Conversations, and Awesome Facebook Statuses
Guaranteed one of these will make you laugh… 20 Awesome Facebook Statuses: When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all. I bet some of you would absolutely kill it in a race where you had to jump […]
Angry Pup, Confusing Escalator, & Funny Statuses
Get more LIKEs share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Facebook reminds me daily how moving out of my hometown was a great idea. Dear Tequila, you were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a […]
Baby Bulldog, Doing Dishes, & Awesome Facebook Statuses
Make Monday better share these… Awesome Facebook Status Updates: I hate when the person I Facebook-stalk never updates anything. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on. I’m hopelessly addicted to placebos — I’d give them up, but it’d make no difference. Bad […]