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Ed Sheeran, Killer Dance Moves, and Awesome Facebook Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… Awesome Facebook Status Updates: I wish my car had two horns. One for “thank you” and one for “I hate you” 6+3=9 but so does 5+4 The way you do things is not always the only way to do them. Respect other people’s way of thinking. […]
Waking Up, Roommate Surprise, and 20 Awesome Facebook Status Updates
Help a friend smile, share one of these… 20 Awesome Facebook Status Updates: You know that tingly feeling you get when you have a crush on someone? That’s common sense leaving your body. I hate it when my cat leaves a dead Smart Car on my doorstep. Wine. Pairs well with turkey and difficult relatives. […]
Touchdown Baby, Jarhead, and 20 Awesome Facebook Status Updates
Make Monday fun, share one of these… 20 Awesome Facebook Status Updates: I used to be able to sleep for 4 hours, wake up, and function normally. No problem. Now I need 10 hours of sleep just to feel alive. *gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break You could give me 67 years […]
Reindeer Kitty, Uber Athlete Machine, & Awesome Statuses
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