Reindeer Kitty, Uber Athlete Machine, & Awesome Statuses

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20 Awesome Facebook Status Updates:

  1. The problem with the world is that intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
  2. This Christmas, I’ve decided to put mistletoe in my back pocket…so all the people I don’t like can kiss my butt.
  3. No means no! Except when it comes to a Facebook invite then “maybe” also means “no.”
  4. The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the face.
  5. You know you’re desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google.
  6. I’ve spent the entirety of my adult life prolonging my childhood.
  7. I’m so ready for school….. to end.
  8. Why did Santa spell his name “Caus”? It had Noel.
  9. December 21st will be the most annoying day in Twitter and Facebook history.
  10. That awkward moment when Santa accidentally leaves the price tag on your present.
  11. I don’t have instagram, so I thought you guys should know I had Starbucks this morning. The cup was super cool looking. I also saw a rainbow.
  12. I don’t trust penguins. I know you can fly you sneaky things!
  13. I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. I was like OMg.
  14. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
  15. Nothing makes me happier at work than walking into the bathroom and all the stalls are empty.
  16. The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.
  17. I miss your smile, but I miss mine more.
  18. Facebook is like a nude beach. Everybody lets everything hang out, a lot of which you really don’t want to see.
  19. Tell a girl she’s beautiful a million times and she’ll never believe you. Call her ugly once, and she’ll never forget it.
  20. I told everybody at work that I’ve got 18 cats just to make sure none of them ever want to come over for anything.

Yesterdays Status Updates… | Holiday Themed Timeline Covers

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