How Much Horse Power? So much horse power it doesn’t all fit under the hood 20 Funny Statuses: Why is it called “reading a book” and not paper view? I just saw a guy take a bite of Kit Kat bar without breaking it apart first! Sir, we live in a society with rules, please […]
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Life Is Short, 20 Funny Statuses, Tha Flippa Remix
Life Is Short… Mind Blown… 20 Funny Statuses: It’s 2015, why cant you unselect a floor in an elevator yet? You know you are old when your parties have glasses instead of red plastic cups. I always scratch off the “Plus One” option on wedding invitations are replace it with “Drinking for two” The ultimate […]
No One Hides From The Boss, 20 Funny Statuses, Stephen Colbert “Who Am Me?”
No One Hides From The Boss Waldo better watch his back… 20 Funny Statuses: Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia. There’s a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday. I just changed my WiFi password to “blowmefirst.” I can’t wait for someone to ask me for it! […]
Disney’s Rules, 20 Funny Statuses, Seniors At Bonnaroo
Disney’s Rules Try it out! See how it works for you.. 20 Funny Statuses: I always like seeing those “Baby on Board” stickers because it’s nice to see agreeable babies out there. I’ll call it a smartphone the day I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells “Down here! In the couch cushions!” As the […]
Ice Cube Doesn’t Need a Life Vest, 20 Funny Statuses, Last One In Is A Rotten Egg!
Ice Cube Doesn’t Need a Life Vest 20 Funny Statuses: The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry. Wouldn’t it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don’t like. I stay up late every night and […]
Fall Break, 20 Funny Statuses, Ordering At Restaurants
You Have Fall Break? Here, let me ruin that for you! 20 Funny Statuses: When I go running, I usually meet new people….. like paramedics. It’s ok, ghosts, no-one believes in me either. Wine doesn’t have many vitamins. That’s why you have to drink a lot of it. You should never lie through your teeth. […]