Happy Wednesday my friends. The great news is you are half way through the week, rockin’ and a rollin’ ! Here are your daily statuses…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- Did I ever tell you about my roofer who came down with shingles?
- Do they call him Prime Minister because you can’t divide him up into multiple smaller ministers?
- I suppose mountaineers rope themselves together to prevent the sensible ones from going home. (From our Facebook Fan Page)
- “It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.” – Jack Handy
- What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don’t start anything.
- I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
Funny Picture to Post:
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Funny Video to Post:
It’s not too late to give that video to your mum as a late mothers day gift.