Weekend Wrap-Up of Funny Statuses.

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  • Always remember you’re unique just like everyone else.
  • I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning but not how it applies to me.
  • I hope BP kept the receipt for that blowout safety valve.
  • This white chocolate Dove bar tastes like soap… Uh Oh  (From our Facebook Fan Page)
  • If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back.

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

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