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- Always remember you’re unique just like everyone else.
- I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning but not how it applies to me.
- I hope BP kept the receipt for that blowout safety valve.
- This white chocolate Dove bar tastes like soap… Uh Oh (From our Facebook Fan Page)
- If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
- Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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