Did you see the Southpark facebook episode last night? LULZ! Is all I gotta say. If you didn’t you are in luck my friends because the episode is up over at SouthPark Studios or Hulu. You’re very welcome. Anywho, thanks for coming back and here is the stuff that you look forward to every morning….
Funny Facebook Statuses:
- We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
- A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two-tired.
War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- For only $30/month you can get unlimited nationwide talk&text from Cricket Wireless. No joke man, just do it.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.