The Middle Week Funny Facebook Status Updates for Wednesday.

Ugh, that title was way too long. IT also reminded me of middle earth from LOTR.  If you don’t know what LOTR is then GTFO.  And if you don’t know what GTFO means then you should google it.  Finally if you don’t know what google is then you probably  live in Antartica.  That being said let’s get on with the day and the ultra funny facebook statuses.  Here they are you heathens….

Funny Facebook Statuses:

  • People who are out of answers are looking at the wrong test.
  • Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
  • I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
  • Did you know that Cricket Wireless offers $30/month unlimited talk/text with no contract!?!? Yup, they do.
  • The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
  • I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
  • If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

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Alrighty my loyal followers, I’ll cya tomorrow.  Until then please keep comin’ back.  We got some great stuff coming real soon!!!