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20 Clever Facebook Status Posts:
- I’m exhausted just thinking of everything I have to do.
- You’re kind of a bitch and I like it.
- It’s not that I don’t care what you’re saying; I was just thinking about food.
- I hope I never have to run for my life. It wouldn’t end well.
- If thought bubbles appeared over our heads, I would get punched in the face a lot more.
- “I heard” = false information
- What I lack in good decisions, I make up for in inappropriate behavior.
- You look like drama and a headache. Stay away.
- Don’t text me when you can see I’m in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my text.
- I silently mouth “what the f**k” at least 20 times a day.
- All I know is that one of us is right and the other one is you.
- I spend money as if I’ve already married rich.
- If your computer freezes, just spaztically click everywhere. That should do the trick.
- Sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.
- I hate it when ugly peope say “I need my beauty sleep.” LOL NOPE, you need to hibernate.”
- Dude shit’s messed up with Syria.” “Yeah. I hope she performs better in iPhone 6.” I have stupid, really stupid friends.
- Happy 1st day of your diet! Love, brownies.
- When you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
- The most obnoxious human beings are teenage boys and girls trying to impress each other.
- The more you know, the less you need to say.
How to Super Peel Apples…
That’s very impressive. Next time I have to peel 50 Apples, I’ll remember that.
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