Lion Dog, Kitty Bath, & Best Status Updates

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Best Statuses on Facebook this Week:

  1. There are only a few people I can say “You’re one of the few friends I enjoy being with more in person than on Facebook.” ( Funny Status iPhone App   ★★★★★)
  2. 10 years from now: “Dad, how did you meet mom? Well, your mom had the hottest profile pic…so I had to friend request that.”
  3. Don’t feel bad if your friends have successful careers… you’re really good at the Internet!
  4. Dear Facebook friend that posts inspirational quotes, your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you!
  5. Sometimes, I feel like my life should be documented for future generations.
  6. Naps. No matter how short or long, I always wake up not knowing what the heck is going on. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  7. If you fear rejection, get a job trying to hand out free food samples at the mall food court, problem solved!
  8. You never quite know how idiotic people are until you work in the service industry.
  9. To the people who upload full movies to YouTube: Get a life…also, thank you.
  10. More often than not, the thrill of a Facebook friend request dies upon discovering who it is.
  11. LIKE if you’ve tried to kill a spider but then missed, then say to yourself: “It’s gonna kill me in my sleep.”
  12. I’ll open every other device I own for batteries, long before I even consider buying new ones.
  13. Have so many good things to say until it comes time to talk… then I’ve got nothing!
  14. A wise man may look ridiculous in the company of fools.
  15. It’s sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his crappy ACME gadgets, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  16. Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Tuesday.
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Ladies & Gentlemen, the Lion King…Dog:

Lion King dog

That is one smooth looking king of the concrete jungle. Share the love with your Facebook newsfeed and see what they think of this adorable lion king dog! (source: imgur)

Swarm of Kitty’s taking a bath:

Kitty + Bath x lots of kitties = CUTE! Post this video on your newsfeed to enjoy lots of likes and comments!

Yesterdays Status Updates…