The Mid Week Funny Facebook Status Update Boost

Hope you’re having a great week, it’s almost over!  The good news is we have some hilarious facebook status updates for you today.  Looking for more funny facebook status updates, pictures, videos?  Like our Facebook Fan Page.  Meanwhile here are the funny status updates for the day, check them out…

Hilarious Facebook Status Updates:

  • Everybody hates me because I’m so universally well-liked.
  • No man goes before his time……. Unless the boss leaves early.
  • Honesty is always the best policy for people who have already given their notice and will never need a job reference.
  • Some people’s noses and feet are built backwards. Their feet smell and their noses run.
  • Thank you Fergie, for teaching me how to spell glamorous.
  • The good news is, we destroyed the Ring. The bad news is, we disrupted a hemisphere’s worth of air travel and two dozen national economies.

I just became the mayor of hating your FourSquare Status Updates.

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I knew they were real!

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If this doesn’t make you smile then there is something wrong with you!  Share it with someone and become a fan of our facebook page. Happy Wednesday cya tomorrow.