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Funny Relevant and Consistently Updated Facebook Status Updates:

  • Sometimes I wish life was more like a multiple choice test instead of essay.
  • Ever Need Inspiration??? Listen To All The People Who Tell You What You CANT/WONT Do…
  • Bill Gates tried leaving his new Microsoft “Kin” phone at a bar… It’s still there.
  • I’m no volcanologist but has anyone tried throwing in a few virgins?
  • Do you think that Ke$ha is named Ke€ha in Europe? Ke¥ha in Japan?
  • The total gym dosn’t work out Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris works out the total gym.

I’ve probably learned more from Google than I have from school.

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