Gollum Crashes Wedding, Cute Puppy, & Best Statuses

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Someone is a little excited to see you…

Over-excited puppy

LOL! Post that one on your FB wall and watch the comments & LIKEs fly in. Just a cute puppy being CUTE!

Gollum from Lord of the Rings crashes a wedding…

Now that is a memorable wedding!

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