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- Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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There’s no fool like an old fool. But some of you young fools are showing real promise.
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I can’t undo my mistakes. All I can do is make more mistakes and hope the original one gets diluted.
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There’s a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad it isn’t a fence.
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Does this floor I’m laying on make me look unmotivated?
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Resisting temptation is easier when you think you’ll probably get another chance later on.For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember… that’s where the knives are kept. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 200+ LIKES in 9 minutes)
- Do you know what’s coming back? Boomerangs.
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If actions speak louder than words, why can’t I hear mimes?
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My wife and I had words but I never got to use mine.
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If they really wished I was there, why didn’t they invite me on their trip in the first place? (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
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Never resist a mad impulse to do something nice for me.
Kid Outsmarts the ToothFairy:
Chester the Dog Vs. Stairs:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tPtpv32DZw[/youtube]
Ha! What a courageous young pup… I think we could all learn something from that little guy.
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