Dog Vs. Stairs, Darn Smart Kids, & Funny Status Updates

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  • Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
  • There’s no fool like an old fool. But some of you young fools are showing real promise.
  • I can’t undo my mistakes. All I can do is make more mistakes and hope the original one gets diluted.
  • There’s a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad it isn’t a fence.
  • Does this floor I’m laying on make me look unmotivated?
  • Resisting temptation is easier when you think you’ll probably get another chance later on.
    For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember… that’s where the knives are kept. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 200+ LIKES in 9 minutes)
  • Do you know what’s coming back? Boomerangs.
  • If actions speak louder than words, why can’t I hear mimes?
  • My wife and I had words but I never got to use mine.
  • If they really wished I was there, why didn’t they invite me on their trip in the first place?  (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • Never resist a mad impulse to do something nice for me.

Kid Outsmarts the ToothFairy:

Outsmarting the Toothfairy.

Chester the Dog Vs. Stairs:


Ha! What a courageous young pup… I think we could all learn something from that little guy.

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